Odds and Ends Montreal

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via shatteredhearts-and-brokendreams)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via fr33kinmatt)

glamslam:

curtisplease:

did you know the best pairing with wine is more wine

(via curtisplease)

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via faggotarian)

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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(via faggotarian)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via fivegum)

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

(via funnybro)

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

(Source: artballin, via funnybro)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via funnybro)

(Source: missdontcare-x, via fivegum)

  • some bitch:

    omg you wore that shirt the other day

  • me:

    yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

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